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The City Kitchen Chef

Four square metres and a lift

The City Kitchen Chef

€500 to €1,100 per dinner

The specialist in small flats, narrow stairs and one oven: plans the menu around the building, not around the photograph.

Most private dinners in London, Paris, New York and Singapore happen in kitchens designed for toast. The chefs who specialise in them have a different craft: they audit the room, count the burners, measure the counter, find the second sink, and then write a menu that hides every constraint. One cold opening that needs no heat, one course finished in a pan, one from the oven, one from the cold box, and a dessert made the day before.

They also manage the invisible problems: smell in an open plan flat, noise while guests are at the table, and the washing up that cannot happen in front of anybody. The good ones arrive with induction plates, a folding bench, bus tubs and a plan for every bin bag, and they leave a kitchen cleaner than they found it.

Rates are 500 to 1,100 euros for a dinner for up to twelve, which is the best value in city private dining because the format is lean by design: no tent, no generator, no rentals beyond glass if you need it.

Skills

What the job actually demands

  • Auditing a kitchen in ten minutes and writing a menu that fits
  • Cooking without an extraction hood and leaving no smell
  • Working silently in an open plan room
  • Washing up invisibly, in a bathroom if necessary

Watch out

The warning sign

Anyone who asks for equipment your flat does not have instead of adapting. The profile is adaptation.

Trial

How to audition one

Send photographs of your kitchen and ask what they would cook. A good answer arrives as a menu with a reason for each course.

Ask these five questions

Before you book

  1. What would you cook in this kitchen, and why?
  2. What do you bring, and how much counter do you need?
  3. Where will the washing up happen?
  4. How do you stop the flat smelling of fried fish at nine?
  5. What happens if our oven runs ten degrees cold?

Questions hosts ask

How many guests can a city flat really take?

Twelve at one table if the room allows it, with a menu of four or five courses. Above that, the bottleneck is the kitchen rather than the table.

Will my flat smell?

Not if the menu is built for it. No deep frying, no pan roasted fish at the last minute, windows managed and the bins out before the guests arrive.

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